1. Thou shalt stay fully clothed at all times.

        (Except when thou art relieving thyself in private designated areas.)

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2. Thou shalt remember; this is a family event and to act accordingly.

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3. Thou shalt not fight with your fellow Dave-a-Paloozafarians. Stayeth cool bro.

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4. Thou shalt NOT bring in outside beer or alcohol. (Helpeth us to stay free.)

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5. Thou shalt cleaneth up after thyself.

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6. Thou shalt have a great time!

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7. Thou shalt  NOT  blameth us for anything.

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8.  Under no circumstance shall thou be allowedeth on the stage unless thou are on the list.

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9. Though shalt never draw attention to the fact that there are NOT 10 commandments.